11 March 2008

The Moral of the Story

If you're a politician, screw around with interns. Not pages, interns.

If you're a politician's spouse, keep your maiden name. And don't quit your day job.


Aldous said...

Really? You really think Eliot Spitzer needs to read Aquinas? Wouldn't Augustine's Confessions be more topical?

Luke said...

Also Aquinas.