20 October 2007

Fearing Crime, Japanese Wear the Hiding Place

Quite literally.


Bronwen said...

I totally want a set of those cat-boots that enable the cat to mop your floor while it's walking around (or perhaps, since I don't have a cat, a human version?)

but surely if the thief was close enough to you for you to see that he was sketchy, wouldn't he be able to see when you akwardly unfolded your vending machine disguise from the pocket in your skirt???

Aldous said...

I think it's one of those deals where you're running away from Miss Street Thug, you turn a corner and ZIP! You're a pop machine.

But what if Miss Thug gets thirsty in the chase? I think the jig will be up when she starts inserting yen into your slot.