A Coup for Canada?

So Harper and the Canadian Armed Forces are not exactly seeing eye to eye these days. Is it time for General Hillier to take matters into his own hands; to save Canadian democracy from the Conservative Party of Canada?

That would certainly make it onto the very very long list of things that social scientists cannot claim to have predicted. Unless, of course, I make the prediction here.

Therefore: I can say with 95% confidence that there is a 1/10,000 chance of a military coup of the Canadian government in the next 90 days.*

*Unfortunately, the model I have used to derive this prediction is classified.