Showing posts with label Wolf Blitzer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wolf Blitzer. Show all posts

05 November 2008

John King, may the Force be with you



And Anderson Cooper is hotter than Mark Hamill ever was!

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03 October 2008

One More Thing

I've been doing some hardcore housecleaning over the last couple of days, and have had CNN on as background noise. And I have to ask:

What happened to the phrase "working class"?

Coverage of the bailout and the VP debate was filled with references to the "middle class," and "American workers," but "working class" has been nowhere to be found. I mean, I know the United States is supposed to be a classless society. But is "middle class" now officially synonymous with "working class"? Is it like ordering a Tall coffee at Starbucks - the nomenclature's all been supersized?

In other news, Sarah Palin continues to be terrible. That is all.

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20 September 2007

Wolf Blitzer, Here We Come!

Patriot Media's exclusive offer for Princeton students: Full Basic for just $29.95 a month (for the first 12 months), rather than $56.80. I've just had it installed. Most American TV is garbage; this is probably a waste of money, even with the 47% discount.

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09 September 2007

Is Wolf Blitzer worth $42.00 a month?

So, I currently have a TV which appears to receive zero channels. And, as you probably already know, there isn't that much to do in Princeton. As a result, I am thinking of getting myself some cable. Wolf Blitzer, here we come. Or, maybe, here we don't come. The local cable outfit, Patriot Media, charges a quite reasonable $14.80 a month for their "Limited Basic" package, which gets you the following extensive but rather duplicative assemblage:

  1. (nothing)
  2. New York CBS
  3. Philadelphia CBS
  4. New York NBC
  5. Philadelphia FOX
  6. Philadelphia ABC
  7. New York ABC
  8. the cable company's own "Patriot 8"
  9. New York "MyNetwork TV" (what?)
  10. Philadelphia NBC
  11. New York "CW" (this)
  12. Philadelphia PBS
  13. New York PBS
  14. WFMZ-TV (wikipedia: "a general-interest independent television station in Allentown, Pennsylvania")
  15. a "family-friendly" channel called ION
  16. New York FOX
  17. Philadelphia MyNetworkTV
  18. "NYC-TV" (seemingly a generic CItyTV-like item)
  19. WMBC ("an independent full-power independent station licensed to Newton, NJ")
  20. the Spanish-language Telemundo
  21. the Home Shopping Network
  22. Telefutura (another Spanish station)
  23. New Jersey PBS
  24. Shop NBC
  25. Educational TV
  26. Mercer County Community College TV
  27. the Princeton University Channel (who knew?)
  28. Princeton Borough Government Access
  29. Princeton Township Government Access
  30. TV30 (can't figure out what this is)
  31. Philadelphia CW
  32. a Christian channel
  33. Chicago CW (just what I need)
  34. TV Guide
  35. a Philadelphia-based non-PBS public station
  36. another Christian channel ("Sonshine" (sic): clearly these people need to read Aquinas)
  37. CSPAN
  38. CSPAN2
  39. the Lehigh Valley's PBS
  40. "Local Access" (whatever that means)
  41. Univision (also in Spanish)
  42. QVC (home shopping).
But no Wolf. This requires "Expanded Basic", including the Wolf's own CNN, the Weather Channel, the sports channels - basically, anything with a specific theme, and anything I would actually spend much time watching - which takes an additional $42 for a total of $56.80 a month. Fifteen bucks a month is quite reasonable; fifty-seven, not so much. It equals two round trips to New York, say. Or 45 bottles of Papst Blue Ribbon at the D-Bar. But as anyone who has seen Wolf Blitzer knows, the value of Wolf Blitzer is high indeed. Every weekday, three hours of eight video screens at once, of token critics of American hegemony being shut down at high volume, of an unmatched electoral circus: it's only September 2007, and already there is a team live in Iowa and one live in New Hampshire.

We have in the Group both a scholar of Media Ecology and a social scientist for whom economics is an allied discipline, so we should be able to determine this with the utmost precision: how much is Wolf Blitzer worth?

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