31 July 2008

Klassic Komedy Kuote II (Or, funny...but really...not funny at all)

“It’s not something that happens regularly on a bus"

-RCMP Staff Sgt. Steve Colwell, reassuring the public after a teenager was decapitated on a Manitoba Greyhound for no particular reason

30 July 2008

Klassic Komedy Kuote

"We don't govern by statistics in our government. We're governing by what we told and promised Canadians."

-Federal Justice Minister Rob Nicholson, explaining the Conservative focus on crime and punishment despite the fact that crime is at a 25-year low.