If I were a Toronto Star columnist...
...I'd write columns a bit like this. (Or, maybe this?)
05 April 2009
Welcome to Asuncion! Yes, we have no bananas!
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Labels: Abject Idiocy, Canadian Press, Gloom and Doom
06 March 2008
Sign of Weakness
Yes, this is silly, and Paul Wells is right to point it out. Parliamentary navel-gazing is never attractive when examined outside the hothouse atmosphere of the House of Commons.
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Labels: Canada Votes 200?, Canadian Press, media ecology
13 November 2007
It Takes One to Know One
"Let's face it, there's no whore like an old whore. If I'd been in Bryce's place, I would have been the first with my nose in the trough, just like all the rest of them."
-Former Prime Minister Brian Mulroney on the 1984 appointment of Liberal Bryce Mackasey as Ambassador to Portugal, as reported by CBC journalist Neil Macdonald
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09 September 2007
Journalistic Whimsy
"I'm here to say, 'no, to NATO,' so that Canada can maintain its peaceful reputation," said Janet Hawksley.I understand that your typically underthought, underwritten Canadian Press article (which, by the way, will probably make it into 80% of Canada's daily print media market one way or another) needs to show itself to be "fair and balanced" by - in this case - bringing in the protesters' perspective.
Ms. Hawksley, 86, said she attends every anti-war protest she can, because "it's the only world we've got."
She said she wore a green leaf over her nose to protect herself naturally from the sun.
"I've got Irish skin," said Ms. Hawksley.
A green leaf over her nose? Irish skin? Did those two lines really deserve to make it into the paper?
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Labels: Absurdity, Canadian Press, NATO